20 WhatsApp Messages That Describe Relationships To A T

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    Text - o Bright Side John Chats Online Look, I love you, but I left exactly the amount of crackers I want to eat tonight. But I only... EXACTLY THE AMOUNT
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    Text - o Bright Side Wife Chats Online People are coming over tomorrow. We should clean today. And keep the house clean for 24 hours? We should clean tomorrow.
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    Text - o Bright Side Honey Chats Online So it's cool for you to use my phone charger, but I can't use yours? Correct
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    Text - o Bright Side Mike Chats Online I want to get married. Well... I love when I leave work early to surprise my wife and she greets me with those 3 special words: "Were you fired?"
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    Text - Bright Side Honey Chats Online What do you think we should do this weekend? Eat pizza No! Something romantic! Eat pizza in the rain and sing.
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    Text - o Bright Side Wife Chats Online Exhausted. Coming home and falling asleep. Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
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    Text - o Bright Side Honey Chats Online Today is national proposal day. Interesting. Yes.
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    Text - o Bright Side BF Chats Online You up? The number you are texting is currently unavailable. Please learn how to act right and try your text again later.
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    Text - eo Bright Side James Chats Online James, I'm sorry. Please talk to me, baby! Muffin? Sweet pony? Sorry, that doesn't bring back my Skittles.
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    Text - How are you, my Queen? Who is this? My fault. Wrong number. Wait, I'll be your Queen! Come back.
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    Text - eo Bright Side James N. Chats Online The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you're super angry!" Maybe she will laugh Maybe you will die.
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    Text - o Bright Side Lisa Chats Online Can we go to the gym tomorrow? Sure, Abby. Oh boy, here we go.
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    Text - o Bright Side Husband Chats Online Hi, honey! I will be early today. I am not wearing any underwear... Because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times.
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    Text - Bright Side Sweet Pea < Chats Online T love you! I love you more! I would step on a Lego for you. OMG! Marry me!
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    Text - o Bright Side Jacob Chats Online Give me your order. Foot massage and you are going to clean the house? Lol. I meant your Starbucks order
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    Text - o Bright Side Weirdo Chats Online I renamed you "Sweetie" on my phone What's my name on yours? It's a secret.
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    Text - o Bright Side My Girl Chats Online Hey, babe... I'm in the hospital. Paula brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg... Who's Paula?
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    Text - O Bright Side Wife Chats Online Where are you? Kitchen Feed the cat. I mean garage. Bring in the laundry. Bathroom. Clean the toilet.
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    Text - O Bright Side Josh Chats Online Your such a jerk! You are* OMG! Your so annoying! Your are* Your making me mad! You are*
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    Text - O Bright Side Baby Chats Online Love you! Love you! I hate you! Love you! Do you hate me??? Theory confirmed. No matter how many times you say "I love you" to a woman She will always see a bad thing.

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